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a girlfriend came in

we messed up the bed

even more

than it already was 

we showered too

she scrubbed my back

cooked me breakfast,

lunch and a snack

we said bye

and my next girlfriend 

came by 

I showed her the lunch

“I cooked”

she walked my dog

cleaned the dishes

good things come in threes 

she fed my 3 fishes 

we fucked on the couch

and I kissed her goodbye

just in time 

5 minutes 

before my next girlfriend came by

a girlfriend came in

nearly broke my heart 

the love of my life 

shows up when it’s dark

she bought take out

logged into her Netflix

vacuumed the carpet 

found my guitar pick 

I have broken up 

with all 3 of my girlfriends 

I felt better when 

I went to work

and did my chores

what is a man to do 

when his 3 girlfriends leave him bored?

leave him to do the dirty chores

take out the trash 

unclog the toilet 

mow the lawn 

maybe I’ll get 2 boyfriends and a girlfriend 

maybe that’ll work better