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I’ve got dirty shoes
I’ve got dirty boots
I’ve got dirt on my arms
I’ve got dirt under my fingernails
I’m smoking a premier
And thinking about bed
I’ve got a steak in my tummy
It’s about time for bed
Or maybe a shower?
Maybe I’d sleep better if I was clean
I’d certainly sleep better if I was clean
Too bad I don’t want to get in bed with wet hair.
Goodnight.